Help me!
I have a problem, no matter how hard I try, I cannot successfully deface currency using only a pen.
I started with bills. Every time I picked up a pen, the little voice in the back of my head would go "stab that dollar." And I would. Unfortunately, I'm a magician, so every time I would remove the pen, the bill would instantly heal.
It really became a problem when I encountered Alex Linian's Puncture. Unboxing it, it felt perfect. I could stab a pen straight through the center of a borrowed coin. It was too good to be true.
So I went out on the streets, asked a spectator for a coin. I tossed it up in the air and in fell swoop, punctured the metal surface and ripped through the core.
In my hand I found the ultimate triumph: a coin that was visibly pierced by my pen. The metal rippled away from where the writing instrument punched its way through. It was beautiful.
But then, I pulled the pen out, and to my dismay, even this metal coin had instantly healed itself.
I gave the pen and the coin to my spectator, and they couldn't figure out how I had done it.
Someone send help! I don't know what's wrong with me!
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