Meh customers are unique. That's not just flattery. We can sell things on Meh that no one else can. And you know to come to Meh to get things no one else is selling at anything close to our prices. That lets us go get more, at even better prices. It’s a nice, virtuous cycle.
Like today’s KIND Bars. Sure, other places have these, but not at this price. And that’s because, to be blunt, they’re really close to their Best By date. Most other retailers run away from that situation, because most potential customers are scared, and frankly, not all that smart.
But you know, as @craigthorn so succinctly put it in our forum: “Best by” != “Expires”
Best By is when they take them off the shelf. It’s when they swap them out for a new supply. Sure, it’s not when they’re brand new, but you all know they’re just fine, and you’ll enjoy the 73% discount you get from knowing that. To the tune of more than 50,000 KIND bars selling already today.
You’re not like any other customers. And that lets us be different than any other retailers. So thanks for that. And enjoy your extra cheap, just fine, snack bars.
—Dave (and the rest of Meh)
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