Huh, Meh has a real sweet tooth. Or maybe a sour tooth, if that’s a thing? So far you all’ve grabbed almost a thousand 12-packs of these sour bites & sour spheres. (Side note: congrats marketing folks on realizing ‘spheres’ is a cooler word than the traditional ‘balls’ for candy.) So how much candy is that?
- 850 bundles is over 10,000 bags!
- That’s 42,000 ounces, or 2,625 pounds. Well over a literal *ton* of candy!
- And in calories that’s…Oh, uh, never mind, let’s not calculate that.
Oh, and this is a little weird, but we actually got another batch of the detergent sheets that were selling yesterday on Meh. In case you missed it, those did surprisingly well, and you can grab some now. What the hell, let’s give you some detergent stats:
- 1,300 bundles of detergent sheets will wash 546,000 small loads of laundry!
- If a load of laundry takes about an hour, that’s over 62 years of washing. If you got all of these sheets and did one small load a day, you’d be set until…January 26, 3521. We’ll try to get some more sometime in the next 15 centuries.
Uh, but let’s just make sure of one thing. The detergent sheets clean your clothes, and eat the candy. Don’t put the candy in your washing machine and DO NOT eat the detergent sheets. Oh, and if you can come up with your own silly stats for 10,000 bags of candy or 7,800 packs of detergent sheets, jump in to our community!
—Dave (and the rest of Meh) |