Hey, it’s our birthday! We're 12! Oh geeze…we're twelve. How did that happen? Another year older, a little more backpain, a little less get-up-and-go. But still—better than the alternative, right? So to celebrate, we’re having a
Join us in celebrating the absolute lowest bar - survival. We’re here! You’re here! And what better way to prove our continued existence then by giving us your hard-earned money. In exchange, we’ll send you our birthday presents! And by ‘birthday presents’ we mean ’those things you ordered from our store’.
Note: sorry if you did not survive, but congrats/apologies on figuring out how to still get email in the afterlife.
