The internet is awful. I mean yes, generally, but especially today with all the brands and corporations trying to one-up each other on idiotic press releases they hope will go viral but will really just make everyone regret hearing about them. Instead, come on over to our
where you can check out our deals, hang out with friends, and enjoy a calm, prank-free respite from the dumb chaos churning outside our site walls.
And buy things. Did we mention that? You'd think we'd remember that part. If you're insistent on experiencing some disappointing chaos, we've got you covered over here.
- Dave (and the rest of Meh)
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