Don't you hate it when stores get all personal, asking questions like "How's your love life?" We'd never do that. Instead, we just assume your love life is going terribly! But don't worry, we're here to help, with a very special:
Join us as we share helpful, informative, or more likely surreal guides on how to improve your love life by buying each and every one of our products. It's guaranteed to help (our bottom line)!
- Dave (and the rest of Meh)
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