Ok, hot take: math is fun. And it’s especially fun when we’re figuring out exactly how much coffee you all bought in today’s Meh deal.
Sure, you all bought over 1,100 of these bundles today, and that’s a lot. But each bundle makes 72 or 100 cups of coffee. All told, that’s 96,520 cups of coffee! Let’s say you’re making 8-ounce cups of coffee, that’s 6,032 gallons of coffee - enough to fill eight or nine big hot tubs for the weirdest backyard party ever.
A venti-sized coffee at Starbucks goes for about $6 these days - and we just sold 38,608 venti-sized coffees, or around $231k in cups with your name badly misspelled. If we’d just convinced you all to pay Starbucks prices, we could’ve gotten a Lamborghini! Ok, a decade old, slightly beat up, bare bones Lamborghini. But still!
So no Lamborghini, but we did still get to spend some time regaling you with coffee math, and you can regale us right back with fun ways to find other wacky ways to look at how well today’s coffee deal is doing. Or, you know, you could just buy some more coffee. We’d be good with that too.