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date: Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:10:00 -0500,    group: microsoft.public.windows.vista.security        back       


Sorry mates! I'm trying...   
I've been very rude to many of you in the past 
and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING
to CHANGE!!!!
Bear with me.  It's not easy for an old dog to learn new
tricks!!!!!
I need to change my ways.  I'm not getting any younger
and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close...
--
Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
date: Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:10:00 -0500   author:   Mick Murphy

Re: Sorry mates! I'm trying...   
As Bill Cosby said about his parents, when they gave money to Bill's kids 
and bragged about how wonderful he was,
"They are now trying to get into Heaven."

"Mick Murphy"  wrote in message 
news:s2kbb4luscn9pmc80ehmn6vh8p3p3lmg7h@4ax.com...
> I've been very rude to many of you in the past
> and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING
> to CHANGE!!!!
> Bear with me.  It's not easy for an old dog to learn new
> tricks!!!!!
> I need to change my ways.  I'm not getting any younger
> and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close...
> --
> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>
date: Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:08:10 -0600   author:   JerryM

RE: Sorry mates! I'm trying...   
Is this the best you can do?
Imition is the lowest form of wit.

Get a life, cockhead!

-- 
Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia


"Mick Murphy" wrote:

> I've been very rude to many of you in the past 
> and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING
> to CHANGE!!!!
> Bear with me.  It's not easy for an old dog to learn new
> tricks!!!!!
> I need to change my ways.  I'm not getting any younger
> and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close...
> --
> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
> 
>
date: Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:16:01 -0700   author:   Mick Murphy

Re: Sorry mates! I'm trying...   
"Mick Murphy"  wrote in message 
news:93B1C9D2-2009-4ADD-B3F9-FE9878E941F8@microsoft.com...
> Is this the best you can do?
> Imition is the lowest form of wit.
>
> Get a life, cockhead!
>
> -- 
> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>
>
> "Mick Murphy" wrote:
>
>> I've been very rude to many of you in the past
>> and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING
>> to CHANGE!!!!
>> Bear with me.  It's not easy for an old dog to learn new
>> tricks!!!!!
>> I need to change my ways.  I'm not getting any younger
>> and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close...
>> --
>> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>>
>>


So, it's not working yet then!

-- 
Parker 51
Nil Illegitimi Carborundum
date: Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:46:50 +0100   author:   Parker 51

Re: Sorry mates! I'm trying...   
Just like you won't work!
Get a job!
I'll have the last laugh; just wait.
-- 
Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia


"Parker 51" wrote:

> 
> "Mick Murphy"  wrote in message 
> news:93B1C9D2-2009-4ADD-B3F9-FE9878E941F8@microsoft.com...
> > Is this the best you can do?
> > Imition is the lowest form of wit.
> >
> > Get a life, cockhead!
> >
> > -- 
> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
> >
> >
> > "Mick Murphy" wrote:
> >
> >> I've been very rude to many of you in the past
> >> and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING
> >> to CHANGE!!!!
> >> Bear with me.  It's not easy for an old dog to learn new
> >> tricks!!!!!
> >> I need to change my ways.  I'm not getting any younger
> >> and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close...
> >> --
> >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
> >>
> >>
> 
> 
> So, it's not working yet then!
> 
> -- 
> Parker 51
> Nil Illegitimi Carborundum
> 
> 
> 
>
date: Thu, 28 Aug 2008 02:00:07 -0700   author:   Mick Murphy

Sorry mates! I'm trying...   
Here is a line that fits you to a "T".
If you can't read it, get a 10 year old kid to read it for you.

Vyizderzomenymororzizazizdenderizorziz ?


"Mick Murphy"  wrote in message 
news:7478F904-BD2F-4B3C-877B-B13B13F4032E@microsoft.com...
> Just like you won't work!
> Get a job!
> I'll have the last laugh; just wait.
> -- 
> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>
>
> "Parker 51" wrote:
>
>>
>> "Mick Murphy"  wrote in message
>> news:93B1C9D2-2009-4ADD-B3F9-FE9878E941F8@microsoft.com...
>> > Is this the best you can do?
>> > Imition is the lowest form of wit.
>> >
>> > Get a life, cockhead!
>> >
>> > -- 
>> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>> >
>> >
>> > "Mick Murphy" wrote:
>> >
>> >> I've been very rude to many of you in the past
>> >> and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING
>> >> to CHANGE!!!!
>> >> Bear with me.  It's not easy for an old dog to learn new
>> >> tricks!!!!!
>> >> I need to change my ways.  I'm not getting any younger
>> >> and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close...
>> >> --
>> >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>> >>
>> >>
>>
>>
>> So, it's not working yet then!
>>
>> -- 
>> Parker 51
>> Nil Illegitimi Carborundum
>>
>>
>>
>>
date: Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:15:17 -0600   author:   JerryM

RE: Sorry mates! I'm trying...   
Put your punctuation in the right place, IDIOT.
z? NOT z ?

You are really Dumb, with a capital D.
-- 
Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia


"JerryM" wrote:

> Here is a line that fits you to a "T".
> If you can't read it, get a 10 year old kid to read it for you.
> 
> Vyizderzomenymororzizazizdenderizorziz ?
> 
> 
> "Mick Murphy"  wrote in message 
> news:7478F904-BD2F-4B3C-877B-B13B13F4032E@microsoft.com...
> > Just like you won't work!
> > Get a job!
> > I'll have the last laugh; just wait.
> > -- 
> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
> >
> >
> > "Parker 51" wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> "Mick Murphy"  wrote in message
> >> news:93B1C9D2-2009-4ADD-B3F9-FE9878E941F8@microsoft.com...
> >> > Is this the best you can do?
> >> > Imition is the lowest form of wit.
> >> >
> >> > Get a life, cockhead!
> >> >
> >> > -- 
> >> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > "Mick Murphy" wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> I've been very rude to many of you in the past
> >> >> and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING
> >> >> to CHANGE!!!!
> >> >> Bear with me.  It's not easy for an old dog to learn new
> >> >> tricks!!!!!
> >> >> I need to change my ways.  I'm not getting any younger
> >> >> and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close...
> >> >> --
> >> >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> So, it's not working yet then!
> >>
> >> -- 
> >> Parker 51
> >> Nil Illegitimi Carborundum
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 
>
date: Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:23:01 -0700   author:   Mick Murphy

Re: Sorry mates! I'm trying...   
THERE I GO!  I DID IT AGAIN!

I can NOT CONTROL myself!!
I am an OLD CLOWN!!!!!!!!
Sorry !!!!!
--
Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

I lost it AGAIN when I wrote:

>Put your punctuation in the right place, IDIOT.
>z? NOT z ?
>
>You are really Dumb, with a capital D.
>-- 
>Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>
>
>"JerryM" wrote:
>
>> Here is a line that fits you to a "T".
>> If you can't read it, get a 10 year old kid to read it for you.
>> 
>> Vyizderzomenymororzizazizdenderizorziz ?
>> 
>> 
>> "Mick Murphy"  wrote in message 
>> news:7478F904-BD2F-4B3C-877B-B13B13F4032E@microsoft.com...
>> > Just like you won't work!
>> > Get a job!
>> > I'll have the last laugh; just wait.
>> > -- 
>> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>> >
>> >
>> > "Parker 51" wrote:
>> >
>> >>
>> >> "Mick Murphy"  wrote in message
>> >> news:93B1C9D2-2009-4ADD-B3F9-FE9878E941F8@microsoft.com...
>> >> > Is this the best you can do?
>> >> > Imition is the lowest form of wit.
>> >> >
>> >> > Get a life, cockhead!
>> >> >
>> >> > -- 
>> >> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > "Mick Murphy" wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> I've been very rude to many of you in the past
>> >> >> and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING
>> >> >> to CHANGE!!!!
>> >> >> Bear with me.  It's not easy for an old dog to learn new
>> >> >> tricks!!!!!
>> >> >> I need to change my ways.  I'm not getting any younger
>> >> >> and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close...
>> >> >> --
>> >> >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> So, it's not working yet then!
>> >>
>> >> -- 
>> >> Parker 51
>> >> Nil Illegitimi Carborundum
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> 
>>
date: Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:30:01 -0500   author:   Mick Murphy

Re: Sorry mates! I'm trying...   
I have reported this to friends of mine in the Federal Police here.
They are passing it on to the FBI.
Identity theft is a serious crime, in any form.
I told you I'd have the last laugh.
-- 
Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia


"Mick Murphy" wrote:

> THERE I GO!  I DID IT AGAIN!
> 
> I can NOT CONTROL myself!!
> I am an OLD CLOWN!!!!!!!!
> Sorry !!!!!
> --
> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
> 
> I lost it AGAIN when I wrote:
> 
> >Put your punctuation in the right place, IDIOT.
> >z? NOT z ?
> >
> >You are really Dumb, with a capital D.
> >-- 
> >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
> >
> >
> >"JerryM" wrote:
> >
> >> Here is a line that fits you to a "T".
> >> If you can't read it, get a 10 year old kid to read it for you.
> >> 
> >> Vyizderzomenymororzizazizdenderizorziz ?
> >> 
> >> 
> >> "Mick Murphy"  wrote in message 
> >> news:7478F904-BD2F-4B3C-877B-B13B13F4032E@microsoft.com...
> >> > Just like you won't work!
> >> > Get a job!
> >> > I'll have the last laugh; just wait.
> >> > -- 
> >> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > "Parker 51" wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> "Mick Murphy"  wrote in message
> >> >> news:93B1C9D2-2009-4ADD-B3F9-FE9878E941F8@microsoft.com...
> >> >> > Is this the best you can do?
> >> >> > Imition is the lowest form of wit.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Get a life, cockhead!
> >> >> >
> >> >> > -- 
> >> >> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> > "Mick Murphy" wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> I've been very rude to many of you in the past
> >> >> >> and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING
> >> >> >> to CHANGE!!!!
> >> >> >> Bear with me.  It's not easy for an old dog to learn new
> >> >> >> tricks!!!!!
> >> >> >> I need to change my ways.  I'm not getting any younger
> >> >> >> and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close...
> >> >> >> --
> >> >> >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> So, it's not working yet then!
> >> >>
> >> >> -- 
> >> >> Parker 51
> >> >> Nil Illegitimi Carborundum
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> 
> >> 
>
date: Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:53:00 -0700   author:   Mick Murphy

Re: Sorry mates! I'm trying...   
Oh DEAR!
Now I'm talking to myself!!!!!!
I don't know what's happening to me!!!!!!!!
--
Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia

I ranted against mySELF when I wrote:

>I have reported this to friends of mine in the Federal Police here.
>They are passing it on to the FBI.
>Identity theft is a serious crime, in any form.
>I told you I'd have the last laugh.
>-- 
>Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>
>
>"Mick Murphy" wrote:
>
>> THERE I GO!  I DID IT AGAIN!
>> 
>> I can NOT CONTROL myself!!
>> I am an OLD CLOWN!!!!!!!!
>> Sorry !!!!!
>> --
>> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>> 
>> I lost it AGAIN when I wrote:
>> 
>> >Put your punctuation in the right place, IDIOT.
>> >z? NOT z ?
>> >
>> >You are really Dumb, with a capital D.
>> >-- 
>> >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
date: Fri, 29 Aug 2008 01:24:44 -0500   author:   Mick Murphy

Re: Sorry mates! I'm trying...   
They are in the High-Tech Crime Squad.
Laugh when you get a knock on the door, "Mr. Arnold".
They will do you for Montgomery's as well.
-- 
Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia


"Mick Murphy" wrote:

> Oh DEAR!
> Now I'm talking to myself!!!!!!
> I don't know what's happening to me!!!!!!!!
> --
> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
> 
> I ranted against mySELF when I wrote:
> 
> >I have reported this to friends of mine in the Federal Police here.
> >They are passing it on to the FBI.
> >Identity theft is a serious crime, in any form.
> >I told you I'd have the last laugh.
> >-- 
> >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
> >
> >
> >"Mick Murphy" wrote:
> >
> >> THERE I GO!  I DID IT AGAIN!
> >> 
> >> I can NOT CONTROL myself!!
> >> I am an OLD CLOWN!!!!!!!!
> >> Sorry !!!!!
> >> --
> >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
> >> 
> >> I lost it AGAIN when I wrote:
> >> 
> >> >Put your punctuation in the right place, IDIOT.
> >> >z? NOT z ?
> >> >
> >> >You are really Dumb, with a capital D.
> >> >-- 
> >> >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>
date: Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:32:01 -0700   author:   Mick Murphy

Re: Sorry mates! I'm trying...   
Hi, Mick,

I invented this line when I was running a bar back in the 50's,
I Had it made up in old English wood letters mounted behind the bar, and 
when a new customer came in, I had him try to read it.
If he made it through without missing any letters, he got all his drinks on 
the house.
It made for a lot of fun, and my regulars had a good time.

Jerry

"Mick Murphy"  wrote in message 
news:E5D7F0A6-6CFB-4407-8245-63E4A713888F@microsoft.com...
> I have reported this to friends of mine in the Federal Police here.
> They are passing it on to the FBI.
> Identity theft is a serious crime, in any form.
> I told you I'd have the last laugh.
> -- 
> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>
>
> "Mick Murphy" wrote:
>
>> THERE I GO!  I DID IT AGAIN!
>>
>> I can NOT CONTROL myself!!
>> I am an OLD CLOWN!!!!!!!!
>> Sorry !!!!!
>> --
>> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>>
>> I lost it AGAIN when I wrote:
>>
>> >Put your punctuation in the right place, IDIOT.
>> >z? NOT z ?
>> >
>> >You are really Dumb, with a capital D.
>> >-- 
>> >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>> >
>> >
>> >"JerryM" wrote:
>> >
>> >> Here is a line that fits you to a "T".
>> >> If you can't read it, get a 10 year old kid to read it for you.
>> >>
>> >> Vyizderzomenymororzizazizdenderizorziz ?
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> "Mick Murphy"  wrote in message
>> >> news:7478F904-BD2F-4B3C-877B-B13B13F4032E@microsoft.com...
>> >> > Just like you won't work!
>> >> > Get a job!
>> >> > I'll have the last laugh; just wait.
>> >> > -- 
>> >> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > "Parker 51" wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> "Mick Murphy"  wrote in 
>> >> >> message
>> >> >> news:93B1C9D2-2009-4ADD-B3F9-FE9878E941F8@microsoft.com...
>> >> >> > Is this the best you can do?
>> >> >> > Imition is the lowest form of wit.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Get a life, cockhead!
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > -- 
>> >> >> > Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > "Mick Murphy" wrote:
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> I've been very rude to many of you in the past
>> >> >> >> and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING
>> >> >> >> to CHANGE!!!!
>> >> >> >> Bear with me.  It's not easy for an old dog to learn new
>> >> >> >> tricks!!!!!
>> >> >> >> I need to change my ways.  I'm not getting any younger
>> >> >> >> and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close...
>> >> >> >> --
>> >> >> >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> So, it's not working yet then!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> -- 
>> >> >> Parker 51
>> >> >> Nil Illegitimi Carborundum
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >>
>>
date: Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:00:18 -0600   author:   JerryM

Re: Sorry mates! I'm trying...   
Hello Mr. Murphy,

We are in receipt of your complaint.

Being that there are some cases of REAL (as opposed to IMAGINED)
identity theft pending investigation in our files, your problem will
have to wait until we get around to having the time to investigate
anyone who uses another person's name - which is not illegal, BTW - in
a Usenet newsgroup post. 

That time will probably never come.  

In the meantime, continue to make your implausible threats to whomever
you please.  Maybe they will be stupid enough to believe you.

Respectfully (har-har),

The High-Tech Crime Squad

Mick Murphy wrote:

>They are in the High-Tech Crime Squad.
>Laugh when you get a knock on the door, "Mr. Arnold".
>They will do you for Montgomery's as well.
>-- 
>Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>
>
>"Mick Murphy" wrote:
>
>> Oh DEAR!
>> Now I'm talking to myself!!!!!!
>> I don't know what's happening to me!!!!!!!!
>> --
>> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>> 
>> I ranted against mySELF when I wrote:
>> 
>> >I have reported this to friends of mine in the Federal Police here.
>> >They are passing it on to the FBI.
>> >Identity theft is a serious crime, in any form.
>> >I told you I'd have the last laugh.
>> >-- 
>> >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>> >
>> >
>> >"Mick Murphy" wrote:
>> >
>> >> THERE I GO!  I DID IT AGAIN!
>> >> 
>> >> I can NOT CONTROL myself!!
>> >> I am an OLD CLOWN!!!!!!!!
>> >> Sorry !!!!!
>> >> --
>> >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>> >> 
>> >> I lost it AGAIN when I wrote:
>> >> 
>> >> >Put your punctuation in the right place, IDIOT.
>> >> >z? NOT z ?
>> >> >
>> >> >You are really Dumb, with a capital D.
>> >> >-- 
>> >> >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>>
date: Sun, 31 Aug 2008 12:11:07 -0500   author:   High-Tech Crime Squad

Re: Sorry mates! I'm trying...   
In message  Mick
Murphy  wrote:

>Just like you won't work!
>Get a job!
>I'll have the last laugh; just wait.

He who laughs last... Thinks slowest?
date: Tue, 02 Sep 2008 00:51:35 -0700   author:   DevilsPGD

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