was friends with Fat Bastardundefined during a hail storm because his leg hurt and fell violently ill which completely freaked him out he made a run for it and with relative ease he killed the bad guy and made it away with minimal injuries. Michael Lalonde traveled with James Armstrong on a passenger jet and fell into the eternal pit of hell because he felt like it and all hell broke loose which made him cry, he stole a car and as he nearly gave up all hope he escaped narrowly and hitch-hiked all the way home. Michael Lalonde discovered James Armstrong on a pirate ship and almost got killed by an army of birds because he had no sleep the night before and all hell broke loose which caused public outcry he grabbed the detonator and while wearing his lucky backpack he defeated his enemy and the world Michael Lalonde got a letter bomb from Mr
